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Monday, 9 April 2018

The South Beach Parallel Lines

The Parallel Line of South Beach in their glory


Discovered as recently as today, 9th April 2018, these remarkable features on the South Beach at Heacham, Norfolk, have evidently gone quietly unnoticed for millennia. Today's discovery came moments into a visit by the modestly unassuming but acute observer, famous ethno-geometrician Phil Amies.

As idling coleopterists stood in thrall, Professor Amies announced that he could discern a series of astonishingly well-preserved, precision lines, each running parallel to the others but directly across the sands and - most amazingly, perpendicular to the strand- and shore-line.

Comparisons with the Nazca lines of the Chilean Atacama are immediately obvious and one can only wonder at the ingenuity which will have been required to produce these ancient artefacts. Whereas the South American lines can only really be appreciated from space, the South Beach lines have the advantage that they can also clearly be seen from the the top of the taller sand dunes which guard the entrance to the great embayment of The Wash.

Noting that the find adds to the recent discoveries of the Snettisham torc, Holme's sea-henge and wasp-henge and of early 'Hunstanton' Man and further cements the area's outstanding cultural significance, Professor Amies remarked that he "really should stand around on the dunes more often".

Monday, 1 September 2014

September 1st weevil hunt leads to astonishing discovery

During one of their now regular Monday forays in search of wildlife, Steve Lane and Andy Brown today inadvertently made what must surely be one of the most exciting archaeological discoveries in the area since what became known as 'Holme Henge' rose from the Holme sands and (the even more bizarre) Wasp Henge was discerned in the Holme 'forestry' during a hunt for Assassin Bugs. The pair were astonished as they traced the fossilised, though nevertheless unambiguous remains of early Hunstanton-Holme 'man' in the sands at the foot of the famous red and white chalk cliffs at Hunstanton. The find provides archaeologists with their 'missing link' and ends their quest to determine the exact nature of the creatures which must have gathered, on alternate Thursdays, at the two ceremonial grounds known in the area. The remains are symmetrically displayed, clearly indicating that the creature either met its end as a sacrificial offering or fell to its end whilst attempting to plunder the nests of the Fulmars which attend the cliffs in some numbers. Specialists believe the former hypothesis to be hardened fact as the remains are at least 6,500 years old whereas Fulmars did not nest on the cliffs until 1965. 

Holme-Hunstanton Man, Hunstanton 1st September 2014